My Poor Throat

Look how red and sore it is. Yes, my larynx, pharynx and whatever else have taken a beating from the incessant coughing and now I only pray for the phlegm to clear so that I can emulate Fei Yuqing's effeminate voice again. Dots.

You Got Spammed!

Don't you just loathe receiving junk mail in your Outlook Express? First of all, I haven't the slightest clue how these managed to 'slither' their way into my office account. I mean, I get stuff ranging from penis enlargement pills to dodgy degree mills (ooh...sensitive topic at this time!).
Occasional forwarded e-mails from friends (namely Enard, Saffiah and an ex-colleague Stella) I certainly don't mind - especially if they're funny. But spam is something I have zero tolerance for. Ugh!

中 元

农 历 七 月 迎 中 元 。去 年庆 邀 《 881 》, 今 年 赞 夸 《 12 莲 花 》?

The Biblical Truth

Whatever you're seeking, may you find it soon!

Dogged

Speaking of SAF 100, I simply can't fathom why those blockheads at MIND DEAF won't leave me the hell alone with my life?? I mean, I already left the service - and thank god I did - so many donkey years ago and also provided them with sufficient medical evidence to prove that I'm physically unfit for duty or any type of training exercise (be it ICT or IPPT), but these people just don't get it!!

Shyamalan's Creatures

Despite what detractors say about his movies, I've always marveled at the creatures that inhabit Philadelphian filmmaker M. Night Shyalaman's many features such as SIGNS (alien being), THE VILLAGE (Those We Don't Speak Of) and LADY IN THE WATER (Scrunts, Tartutic, The Great Eatlon).
As I once mentioned to Mr. Fong, Shyamalan's creatures are fantastical and obscurely lensed to give them a sense of mystery and menace. That's not all, for they're also beautiful, original and enigmatic in a way that the late Stan Winston would be proud of.

Farmway Country

Is it just this doofus or is the LRT really user-unfriendly? On only my second attempt at riding the bloody tram, I got myself entangled in a 'loopy' snafu (go figure!) and eventually stranded in this uluer-than-Shaka Zulu shit-hole called Farmway.

I then walked along barren stretches of road like I was Will Smith in I AM LEGEND and kept wondering aloud if this place would even show up on a GPS locator. Bollocks!