I'm Fat, But I'm Cute

What if - and I'm just supposing what if - my Hogan grew to this size? What would we do? What would Jerry and Mandy do? Would the latter still dare to bully her kor kor? I'd think twice!
And, um, in case someone else should ask first, is that his penis??

Dinner @ The Manhattan Fish Market

Deep fried fish fillet, calamari, oysters and prawns served with chips and garlic rice...the mere mention of these 'cast members' of the $33.90 Manhattan Seafood Platter for Two 'super show' makes my stomach growl with hunger! Argh!

But this is now. Then, it was a losing battle against gastronomical constraints and the law of diminishing returns. Ugh!