Subpar Service

This goes out to the uncle manning the sliced fish bee hoon stall @ Raffles City's The Food Place by Food Junction. Mister, if I prefer to have my (fried) fish slices in a separate bowl from the bee hoon and soup, then this jolly well is my choice as a customer. Who're you to question my preference and refuse my order? Don't you know that customers are always right? It's people like you who undermine Singapore's service standards. (Unless - OMG - your fish aren't fresh and require hot soup to conceal the staleness! Puke!)

Elephant Shooter

Going to the firing range is by all means no fun for me. It may be an adrenaline rush for aspiring snipers who acquire marksmanship as easy one would a McDonald's meal, but for 'bobo (or elephant) shooters' like myself it's pure living hell.

Imagine having to go for round after round after round of shoot and re-shoot and re-re-shoot...my scapula's bruised up, smoke really gets into my eyes...heck, I can't even get my 'zeroing' done right from the start!