Thursday, October 23, 2008

Gay Clay

Clay's so gay, but it's okay!
America's very liberal view of homosexuality and even same-sex marriages is a testament to Modern Protestantism, which was why when AMERICAN IDOL 2 runner-up
Clay Aiken came out of that stinky old closet last month to announce to the whole wide world that he's gay (i.e. homo and happy) no one batted an eyelid.
What's your take on all this?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Buaya Nation

There's a Chinese saying '男 人 不 坏, 女 人 不 爱' that basically means if a man is not without flaws, then a woman is not likely to be attracted to him. Interesting notion, if you think about it. Here we are, championing chivalry and decency in people – particularly men; on the other hand, we find ourselves in a paradoxical situation where apparently morality is a non-virtue that'll get you nowhere into the good books of hypocritical women.
But ladies, ladies…do you honestly prefer a chow buaya sniffing up your skirt than a goody goat carrying a torch (or your branded handbag) for you? Hmm?

Friday, September 26, 2008

Horrors!

The White Collar Punk was merely minding his own business and consuming his belated dinner of fried hokkien (prawn?) mee at the now-renamed Café Condemned when, to his mute horror, the most unwelcome of all household pests - a dark brown Asian fucking cockroach - greeted him at the bottom of his plate! Gah!
No wonder his poor stomach's still 'churning'.

Monday, September 22, 2008

8

Okay, this is rather embarrassing. So there are two Robert Indiana sculptures along Orchard Road, right? - one's a number (8) while the other...well, I thought it was a letter (e). Turns out, it's also a number (9)! LOL.
Ah, what the heck. At least (I believe) I acquitted myself admirably! (*Whistles nonchalantly*)

Widgetbox

Thanks to Lon (last name?) of Phantoms & Monsters, a blog I like a lot (for obvious enough reasons), I the copycat have replicated his Widgetbox over at my own blog. Tee hee! Neat lil' tool, eh? Well, it did take this HTML idiot half a night to install it (having to first do the FeedBurner thing and all).
Now, .: Photo Finish :. readers can get my widget and place it anywhere on their site (see sample here, on the left column). Ain't it cool? Only problem: Why would any sane person wanna do that??

Saturday, August 30, 2008

My Poor Throat

Look how red and sore it is. Yes, my larynx, pharynx and whatever else have taken a beating from the incessant coughing and now I only pray for the phlegm to clear so that I can emulate Fei Yuqing's effeminate voice again. Dots.

Friday, August 29, 2008

You Got Spammed!

Don't you just loathe receiving junk mail in your Outlook Express? First of all, I haven't the slightest clue how these managed to 'slither' their way into my office account. I mean, I get stuff ranging from penis enlargement pills to dodgy degree mills (ooh...sensitive topic at this time!).
Occasional forwarded e-mails from friends (namely Enard, Saffiah and an ex-colleague Stella) I certainly don't mind - especially if they're funny. But spam is something I have zero tolerance for. Ugh!